Monday, December 13, 2010

LOL

I found my old magazines where I used to read it when I was a primary student.The mags called K-ZONE.I found some jokes which make sense in there and I like it.


Q: how did the operator propose to his girlfriend ?
A: he gave her a 'ring'


Q: what do you call a computer superhero?
A: A screen saver


Q: what do cannibals call a clown ?
A: A happy meal !


Q:why do hairdressers make great taxi drivers ?
A: because they know all the short cuts !


Q: why did the prisoner want a computer ?
A: so he could press 'escape'


Q: why did the boy eat his homework ?
A: because his teacher said it was a piece of cake


Q: what is the end of everything ?
A: 'G' !

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